A blue-haired guy that has to fight a gay vampire from 100 years ago because the gay vampire stole his grandfather's body and put a curse on you mom. He can also beat the actual fucking shit out of you.

Person 1: Hey Jotaro wanna eat at Mcdonalds?
Jotaro: SHUT UP, THIS GAY VAMPIRE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
DIO: TAKE THIS STEAMROLLER!!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA !!!!!!!

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Jotaro - definition

The main character in "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", part 3. His full name is Jotaro Kujo.

Jotaro is probably the most memorable character of the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, next to Dio.

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Jotaro - slang

A man who loves dolphins.

Jotaro loves dolphins more than anything . He is a dolphinsexual.

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Jotaro

A challenge made by an intellectual with goals ranging from first dibs of the soda in the fridge all the way to getting permission to ask out a friend's ex. This challenge is accepted by the other person by yelling "DIO" in a deep, angry voice. What happens after is unpredictable, and often chaotic.

This can also be a general greeting.

Use 1
Person 1: "JOTARO!"
Person 2: "DIO!"
(general chaos)

Use 2
Person 1: "JOTARO!"
Person 2: "DIO!"
Person 1: good talk.
Person 2: yep

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Jotaro

1. A character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures whose stand is Star Platinum.

2. Woman in Japanese

1: Dude, Jotaro is the best JoJo.

2: No way! I think it’s Joseph!

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Jotaro

The act of leaving high school with a high school student,your grandfather, his Egyptian fortune teller,a French man and a dog to go kill a 100 year old gay British vampire in Egypt with some spooky ghosts

He's been off for a long time, he's such a jotaro

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