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What is Absolute?
The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.
Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business
BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."
YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)
BOSS: .............
YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
happened)
Absolute - meme gif
Absolute - video
Absolute - what is it?
A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.
Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.
What does "Absolute" mean?
a phrase used when talking about anarcy or when something is going to be out of control.
P1:That shows going to be out of control, its gonna be awesome.
P2: Absolute!
Absolute - what does it mean?
Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.
Absolute - meaning
it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.
P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely
Absolute - definition
remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
'what an absolute'
Absolute - slang
Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.
Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
You met Steve yet?
No, is he a total?
No, not quite, he's an absolute.
Absolute
Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That guy is Absolute. Comin correct.
Absolute
When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.
Without:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
Absolute
Something only a Sith deals in.
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"