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What is gonk?

Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob

Geez a gonk ye dobber!

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Gonk - what is it?

a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob

you fucking gonk mother fucker

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What does "gonk" mean?

an unspecified type of dirtyness or stain

"Ew, i fell over and now im covered in Gonk"
"Why didnt you clean you shoes, now theres Gonk all over the floor!"
"WHY ARE THERE GONK STAINS ALL OVER MY NEW CARPET?"

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Gonk - what does it mean?

a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.

see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk

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Gonk - meaning

One's own skin. "in the gonk" (naked). My father (1923-2005) used this phrase in our childhood. His father was in the British Army (Royal Engineers) in WW I, so the army slang "gonk bag" for sleeping bag, is consistent.

Your brother's still in the gonk this morning.

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Gonk - definition

A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.

You are such a f*****g gonk!

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Gonk - slang

A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia

Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:

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Gonk

A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.

Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man

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Gonk

Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.

Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.

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Gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

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