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What is Gonk?To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day "Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk" Gonk - meme gifGonk - videoGonk - what is it?A 'Gonk' is the way to describe someone who is unemployed and spends most of there time smoking marijuana and listening to 90's metal. The typical 'Gonk' is most commonly bisexual and will have sex with almost anything that has a pulse. Although they tend to travel in packs, you will not see this specific class of person at any bars or clubs though as they frighten easily. You will only ever see these types of people at house parties held by other 'Gonks'. A gonk can be identified purely by look and through their methods of communication. The average 'Gonk' will have an unusual hair cut or be wearing an old hat. They also have many piercings and tattoo's and look as though they haven't showered since the early 2000's. A female gonk is, in most instances, a lesbian and has no issue about getting in your face and making comments about you that you don't understand. 'Gonks' range between the ages of 20 and 40 and can even adapt to spawning little 'Gonk' children. "N'awww, why the hell do we have to go to a party with a bunch of freaking 'Gonks'" What does "Gonk" mean?A hairy 5|-|17 toy you get at fairs... have a go for Β£2 and win a fab prize.. Gonk - what does it mean?to sleep (british army term) sleeping bag = gonkbag Gonk - meaningA gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well. "Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs." Gonk - definitionA Gonk is 2 things: 1- Waaaaaah, Iβve broken my gonk :( Gonk - slangA noise that may be too subtle to hear at first but which is audible enough to disrupt an audio recording. It was most notably used by an audio engineer who asked a perturbed Orson Welles to read another take while recording a commercial for frozen peas. WELLES narrating: Nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting togetherβ GonkA slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid. Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine. GonkA person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland. 'Gonk of the night' GonkA polite way to call someone a idiot u absolute gonk |
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