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What is Johnson High School?

Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.

If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.

Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"

Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"

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Johnson High School - what is it?

A school filled with pregnant teens,and nasty ass whores. Food is nasty AF! Teachers are pervs, and most of the schools money goes to the football team and then in their pockets!

Hey you know that school with a lot of pregnant girls? Oh yeah that's Johnson Central high school!

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What does "Johnson High School" mean?

A high-school in Clark, NJ where the bathrooms smell like weed and the students that go there are usually brain dead and racist.

Also called ALJ.

Those kids are retarded! They must go to Arthur L Johnson High-school.

Those kids are high and racist, must go to Arthur L Johnson High-school.

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Johnson High School - what does it mean?

Stereotyped as the wealthiest school in Bethesda . A school filled with mostly Preppy white kids trying to find a party to seek pleasure in. Dare and take a 5 sec. glance cuz you will be seeing HOT football players, HOT soccer players and GORGEOUS girls dripping in Tiffany's that everyone is jelaous of. Parking lot filled with SUV's and Mercedes Benz. COMPETE is what its all about here. Everyone wants to be better than others. Guys in their Madera shorts and polos while girls with D and G shades therough the halls... oh and did i mention the HOT chicks...? Mainly, If your smart and hot this is where you wanna be
Girls, help me out i cant decide....X5 or the S 500?

walter johnson Walter Johnson High School

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Johnson High School - meaning

The best high school around no doubts about it the casual juuling and the okay teachers don’t mind it better than BCMS by a lot so don’t get your hopes up but it’s nothing without the fights that cause 69 cops to come to the school

have you been to thomas johnson high school? no but i’ve been to BCMS and it’s shit

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Johnson High School - definition

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 85% of the school population invades"G-Square" A small shopping center right next to it. The school has a diverse set of students like The potheads who gather at local houses and hiding places like the bushes to smoke weed at lunch. The black freshmen gather at multiple tables in the center of G-Square taking up most chairs available. Then there are the (quite obese) cigarette smokers who sit in the pit of G-square blowing smoke into everyone's face. Next you have the skater-boys who think they're cool by riding in the alley next to G-square. You also have the SPEDS who stare at your phone and sprint to Chipotle the second the lunch bell rings to get the first few spots in line. Last the nerds who bring their Nintendo DS and seem to be a little bit old to be playing Pokemon at school.

Jake - Wow, the Walter Johnson High School Varsity Football team just cannot ever win a game can they!
Josh - Sounds about right.

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Johnson High School - slang

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 65% of the school population invades the Giant right next to it. This school has a very diverse set of students. You have your preppy white rich people, your skater boys, your pot-heads, your hispanics who only speak spanish, and your nerds.

1)Don't go to giant now! The Walter Johnson High School students are in there now. You will never be done!

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Johnson High School

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.

person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on

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Johnson High School

Full of Fucking Mexicans and teachers that yell at you for no damn reason. They have the worst damn employees like that fucker Timothy Rodgers I like the laid back Stan the fucking Man!?! There’s the football team which sucks ass and the soccer team which is the ducking best cause it’s full of fucking Mexicans.
There’s the Legends who will be remembered like Brandon Carmona Aka Carnitaz, Jorge Garcia, Tammy Vo

Johnson High school is full of Mexicans

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Johnson High School

A school full of stank ass niggas and stank ass bitches who think they better than everyone else. It is full of hoes and a bunch of ghetto ass Asians who think they can say the word nigga. You can identify someone from Johnson by the fact that they is stanky af and they think they’re the shit for no reason.

Aye you go to Johnson High School”
“Yea”
Get the fuck away from me stanky ass hoe”

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