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What is Johnson City?
Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.
If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.
Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"
Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"
Johnson City - video
Johnson City - what is it?
A place that is close to Jonesborough (Somewhat) and when asked where i live the reply is WHA!?! Thats a place? some of the boys here are jackasses most of which are named Justin.
P1:So where do you live,what city?
P2:Oh you know Johnson City,TN.
P1:Oh so hows Nashville?
What does "Johnson City" mean?
Huggin' sak 2 sak
I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.
Johnson City - what does it mean?
A place in New york that's got many levels of society. There's very few truly attractive females and many losers. In the summer the lawns in the suburban part of it are very green.
Did you know the middle school in johnson city, ny is called marijuana mountain???
Johnson City - meaning
Home of the Buccaneers! It’s the biggest city in Tri-Cities of East Tennessee! This city attracts a lot of young people, and is mentioned a lot in country songs. It’s the best city in Tennessee. East Tennessee State University is located here.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Johnson City, TN
Q: cool!!
Johnson City - definition
Johnson City is a Small City/Large Town in Washington County, and the largest city in Tennessee east of Knoxville. It is located in the Tri-Cities, TN Metropolitan area, and is the largest city in that region, with a population of 66,936 as of 2020. Ranked one of the top 100 cities to live in America, it is home to many attractions including ETSU, the TVA Credit Union Ballpark, many annual festivals, and countless references in country songs. It is known for beautiful blue-ridge mountains and the sweet southern charm.
Suburbs and Independent Surrounding Cities Include:
Elizabethton, TN
Jonesborough, TN (Home to many attractions)
Gray, TN
Erwin, TN
Piney Flats, TN
Bluff City, TN
Bristol, TN
Kingsport, TN
Austin Springs (Unincorporated)
Greeneville, TN
Mountain City, TN
Asheville, NC
Abingdon, VA
“have you ever been to Johnson City?”
“No. Where’s that?”
“One of the best places on earth”
Johnson City - slang
A SMALL city in Northeast Tennessee that is full of hillbillys and rich people. You have either or. The people are in love with Nascar and will spend $1,000 just to go to Bristol track to see cars take 4 lefts. Boring,and nothing to do. Never move here.
Person 1- "I come from Johnson City, Tennessee."
Person 2- "Where is that at?''
Person 1- ''Do you know where Knoxville, Tennessee is?"
Person 2- ''Yeah.''
Person 1- ''It is about two hours from there.''
Johnson City
A city in NE Tennessee where people in the Abingdon/Bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. It is often affectionately referred to as "Jesus City" or "the City of Johnson."
You know if you want to buy that we're going to be making a trip to Johnson City.