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What is Jock Itch?A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way. Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit Jock Itch - videoJock Itch - what is it?a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat What does "Jock Itch" mean?A bad itching fungus in a man's inner thighs, scrotum, or general balls area. Often caused by not showering, using dirty towels, wearing dirty underwear, or sweating a lot. Dude I got the worst jock itch Jock Itch - what does it mean?1. Tinea cruris, or ringworm of the groin area. Tinea is a fungus or yeast-like organism that is normally found on skin but overgrows into an infection when there is a weakened state or unbalance. Tinea can also infect the feet (athlete's foot, tinea pedis), the body, or the scalp (ringworm, not a worm at all, given the name from the spreading of the infection that makes a sort of round ring-like red mark on the margins of the infected area.) Beauregard kept his wife Fanny up all night with his incessant scratching of his scrotum. Finally, tired of the bed shaking, she tossed him out with the hounds, saying if he wanted to scratch his privates, he could do it in company that appreciated such activities. Beauregard retorted that she was remarkably unsympathetic about his jock itch and reminded her how he was completely sensitive to her situation when she had a yeast infection. Beauregard is getting used to sleeping permanently in the dog house. Jock Itch - meaning1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet 2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?" Jock Itch - definitionThe shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life. I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course. Jock Itch - slangAn annoying girl who is like that annoying itch in your crotch. "Dude, Shes such a Jock Itch." Jock ItchThe sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate. Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night! Jock Itch1. An uncomfortable fungal infection on the genitalia caused by not washing or wearing your jockstrap too long. Common among sports players. "Tom was being so annoying last night. You know the type, he's a total jock itch!" Jock ItchJock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks). A three-month loaf of bread looks like Jock Itch. |
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