Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ringworm?

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.

i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.

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Ringworm - what is it?

Supporters/fans of the Marty & Michael Fully Actual podcast, social media videos, AND University of Marchael website. Basically, anyone who loves the comedy duo of Marty & Michael.

Hello my ringworms!

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What does "ringworm" mean?

A derogatory term for women of less than desirable sexual cleanliness.

Used by groups of broskis - "Dude, ringworm sisters at 9 o'clock"

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Ringworm - what does it mean?

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

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Ringworm - meaning

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

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Ringworm - definition

When you're so drunk that you can't remember the name of the girl from The Breakfast Club.

I can't remember the name of the girl from that movie....kids in detention...mary...margaret...molly ringworm

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Ringworm - slang

A type of fungal infection that is known to be contracted from the rimming of a stinking bastards arsehole. Gingers are also known to be carriers of this rare fungus.

Nonse: What the hell is that on your face Le?
*she looks in mirror*
Plums: Awwww must be a bit of ringworm chops from last night butt?

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Ringworm

A workplace name that replaces the name ‘cunt

Do some work ya fuckin ringworm

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Ringworm

A huge fan of the Ring movies, Japanese or American.

Samara loves the ringworms

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Ringworm

A fungal infection that dirty bastards get.

James: What the fuck is that on your leg?
Anthony: I don't know, I've had it for about six months, it doesn't hurt though.
James: I'd go to the Doctors if I were you. It looks like Ringworm.
Anthony: Ringworm! But that's what dirty bastards get.
James: And your point is?

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