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What is Hulk Smash?
Sneezing one your hands, creating a thick green mucus coating to be used as lube for fisting your female counterpart and thus yelling "Hulk Smash!"
Female: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Male: Surprise bitch you just got Hulk Smashed.
Hulk Smash - video
Hulk Smash - what is it?
The Sexual Act of hiding an equipped "hulk smash hand" toy under the covers. When the woman comes to bed, the man proceeds to say, "Make me a sammich." If the woman denies, the man proceeds with, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." At this point before she can walk away in disgust, the man gets up and bellows, "HULK SMAAAASH!!" while proceeding to grab her by the hair and shove the gigantic green hulk toy fist glove into her vagina repeatedly until she is as loose as a physically possible.
Man: Honey, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
Woman: Bitch, please...
HULK SMASH!!
*Screams of agony*
What does "Hulk Smash" mean?
While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".
Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed my girl last night. It was chill
Hulk Smash - what does it mean?
The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Hulk Smash - meaning
The act of slamming both fists (hammer fist style) down on a woman's ass cheeks as you climax while having sex doggy style.
Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed Julie last night!
Hulk Smash - definition
To smash the table with a fist while playing beer pong knocking over several cups, usually the persons own cups.
Guy 1: Did you see Bryan hulk smash the table last night? He knocked over 5 of his own cups.
Guy 2: Yeah I did, that doesn't seem like a good strategy.
Hulk Smash - slang
When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard.
Also she can have a "hulk smash body"
Use as you would bad bitch
Same basic meaning
See bad bitch
Man 1: Damn shes fine
Man 2: yeah I wanna hit it hard, what a bad bitch!
Man 1: yeah Definitly a Hulk Smash, right there!
Hulk Smash
A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR"
"Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me"
Hulk Smash
When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face
I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down.
Hulk Smash
The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.