Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mucus?

People who sniff all the fucking time rather than buying tissues or carrying a handkerchief. Usually ignorant townie scumbags who are just too thick to realize that their constant nasal sounds are really fucking annoying.

"I sat near a mucus scum on the bus and I wanted to punch his fucking face in after the thirtieth sniff"

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Mucus - what is it?

A magic/witchcraft word for 2nd graders.Used in a way like hocus pocus. May be literal.

When I say mucus pukus, you will die.

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What does "mucus" mean?

An inconsiderate bastard who insists on coming to work with a cold or flu, thus infecting the rest of the workforce

I wouldn't have got this cold if he wasn't such a mucus trooper

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Mucus - what does it mean?

he is a femboy (true) and a murderer kinda scary. he could murder you at any moment hide your children please.

hey is that a lucas a murdering femboy that could kill your children.
wait is that Mucus shoe

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Mucus - meaning

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

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Mucus - definition

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.

Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"

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Mucus - slang

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

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Mucus

The polite way of calling something cancerous, usually in a public setting.

"Ugh there's Jimmy, he's just mucus."

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Mucus

A synonym for slime or homie. Your mucus is someone you’re cool with. Popularised by Ski Mask The Slump God in the song Catch Me outside

You fuck with my mucus your fuck with me

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Mucus

It's a slimy substance that comes out of your nose

Blow your nose man! There's mucus coming out.

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