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What is hulk smash?When a female is so good looking you wanna f#@k (smash) her so hard that only hulk can smash it that hard. Man 1: Damn shes fine hulk smash - videoHulk smash - what is it?A sexual act in which the man ejaculates onto his fist, and after doing so punches the sexual partner in the face and yells repeditally " HULK SMASH GRRRRRR" "Oh god it hurt when johnny Hulk smashed me" What does "hulk smash" mean?When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down. Hulk smash - what does it mean?The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck. Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out. Hulk smash - meaningWhen one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!' Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within Hulk smash - definitionThe Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck. Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out. Hulk smash - slangWhen one drinks alcoholic beverages in such large quantity one can hardly control what one does and doesn't remember, or only remembers pieces the next day. Matt, "You wanna fight?!" Hulk smash1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant. 1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!! Hulk smashUsually, when you think of hulk smash, you think of innocent, smashing cars and such, BUT, this type, "Damn, I hulk smashed dat to pieces, and da pieces were so dead, almost as dead as Miley Cyrus's virginity." Hulk smashA very large bowel movement left in the toliet for everyone to see. "Oh man! I dropped the biggest hulk smash ever, go check it out." |
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