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What is Holyoke?A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!! Me: Dude! You slept with her?! I thought you were straight! Holyoke - meme gifHolyoke - videoHolyoke - what is it?An all girls school, member of the "seven sisters" that is located near Smith college, the BETTER all girl's school. It is ranked in the top liberal arts schools but only after all of the other seven sisters schools. Typically inhabited but preppy rich girls who couldn't get in anywhere else. Guy: What school do you go to? What does "Holyoke" mean?this is a historically womens college, or an hwc, part of the seven sisters (other hwc's) and also part of the five college consortium. a large portion of the students are trans and/or nonbinary. most of the people i know use she/they pronouns. this school is incredibly queer: most students are part of the LGBTQ+ community, so good luck finding more than 5 cis-straight people. "So I met someone at Mount Holyoke college and we are dating now!" Holyoke - what does it mean?Because if we'd wanted easy A's, we would have gone to Smith. "Baby's going to Mount Holyoke in the Fall." Holyoke - meaningThe school in S. Hadley, MA. Oldest women's college in the United States, first of the seven sisters, founded by revolutionary educator Mary Lyon. Associated with Daphne of Scooby Doo in the Five College urban legend. While a top liberal arts college, Mount Holyoke distinguishes itself with its commitment to free thinking and its very strong commitment to social works. The Historical expression among Harvard boys was, "Smith to bed, Mount Holyoke to wed." Holyoke - definitionFounded by revolutionary educator Mary Lyon in 1837, Mount Holyoke College in South Hadley, MA is the first women's college in the United States and the founding member of the Seven Sisters, the female equivalent of the formerly all-male Ivy League. Mount Holyoke is consistently ranked among the top 25 liberal arts colleges in the country, attracting intelligent, talented, and driven women from literally all over the globe. True to its mission statement, Mount Holyoke's empowering atmosphere is geared towards "fostering the alliance of liberal arts education with purposeful engagement in the world." Smart women choose Mount Holyoke for its academic excellence, beautiful campus, and the amazing and friendly women who go there. Mount Holyoke women can also take advantage of the 5-College Consortium, which connects MHC to nearby Amherst, Smith, and Hampshire Colleges, as well as UMass-Amherst. "She's smart, talented, socially conscious, and basically awesome. She must go to Mount Holyoke." Holyoke - slangHolyoke is the microscopic wart on the Northeast corner of the map of Colorado. Also could be considered Nebraska. The podunkest of podunk towns. Activities in town include snipe hunting, cow tipping, and tumbleweed racing. Holyoke is podunk. HolyokeHolyoke is a very gully city in Western MA, with about 60,000 people living there. The poorest city in the area, followed by Springfield. Alot of Puerto Ricans live there now, as well as some blacks, and wannabe cambodians. did you hear about the shootout in Holyoke? HolyokeIn western Massachusetts. Highest pregnancy rate, highest std ratings, in Massachusetts. Birthplace of volleyball. A lot of gangs, and crack addicts, and prostitutes. It sucks that I live in Holyoke HolyokeInteresting old industrial city in Western Massachusetts. Moving to Holyoke: "Get a security system, CCTV, secure 'buzz-in' entry system, firearms permits, auto-alarms and a pit-bull just so you fit in. Most people leave their cars unlocked so they don't have to replace the glass too often - just let them rifle through your Subaru without having to actually break in. Get one of those removable CD FM units you can take with you. Never leave your GPS out. When your guest arrive have them call 1st so you and your gun and your un-neutered pit bull can meet them out in the street and escort them in. Do the reverse when they leave. You may need to buy some weed or crack from the locals every so often just so they smile and wave at you and ask you "'sup?" instead of simply beating you to a pulp for your cash." |
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