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What is Smith college?
Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
Smith college - video
Smith college - what is it?
A school in Cambridgeshire that undoubtably has Ned Flanders as their head-teacher
in the crush hall at Sir Harry Smith Community College
Student: God Mr Digby Looks Like Ned Flanders
Ned... I Mean Digby: 2 Months Exlusion
What does "Smith college" mean?
A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.
I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.
Smith college - what does it mean?
deep in the woods you may find heaven or hell and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place
"Here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college"
Forestry major: After we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with
Culinary major: Yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup
Recreation major: I sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks
Smith college - meaning
for the most part, they are agressive lesbians. some aren't actually gay though.
You got a resume from a smith college grad? she's probably a sociopathic lez with a boyfriend.
Smith college - definition
Smith College is not a girls school with men it is a women's college without boys.
Smithies are the most successful women in the universe.
Smith college - slang
Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is the largest women's college in the United States. It is a private, non-denominational liberal arts college and one of the Seven Sisters. Smith is also a member of the Five Colleges consortium, which allows its students to attend classes at four other Pioneer Valley institutions: Mount Holyoke College, Amherst College, Hampshire College, and the University of Massachusetts Amherst.
Notable Facts:
Kurt Vonnegut and Sylva Plath were part of the faculty at Smith College.
Smith College is the first and only women's college in the United States to grant its own undergraduate degrees in engineering.
Smith has an endowment of over one billion dollars.
Notable alumnae:
Harriet Boyd-Hawes
Otelia Cromwell
Margaret Mitchell
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Julia McWilliams Child
Madeleine L'Engle
Betty Friedan
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Sylvia Plath
Gloria Steinem
Mary McPherson
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tammy Baldwin
I was rejected by Smith College.
Smith college
Smith is a women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation, and a member of the "Seven Sisters," the colleges that were the women's counterpart to the ivy Leagues (before they admitted women). Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus, Smith works you hard, but it's worth it. Its students, also known as "Smithies," are sought out after graduation.
Smith College: A Tradition of Women in Exciting Positions
Smith college
A women's college in Northampton, Massachusetts. No other women's college can compare to it; Mount Holyoke College and Wellesley College may disagree, but their indignation is futile. Smith has a reputation for being full of lesbians; in reality it is only half full of lesbians. These lesbians are frequently found playing rugby or participating in crew. A large majority of the straight girls on campus had no idea that there were no men on campus when they applied. Students and alumni of Smith College are referred to as "Smithies," and even if you don't like that when you first come to school, you get used to it. Instead of having freshmen, Smith College has "first-years" to avoid being gender-specific, and one of its class deans is named Tom Riddell, leading many people to believe that Smith is, in fact, Hogwarts.
Just because I go to Smith College, that does not make me a man-hating lesbian. I was one of those regardless.