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What is cow tipping?Last night I went cow tipping! = cow tipping - videoCow tipping - what is it?Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over hey look a sleeping cow What does "cow tipping" mean?the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her Cow tipping - what does it mean?A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow. Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker Cow tipping - meaningThis shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary. Cow tipping is not an urban activity. Cow tipping - definitionWhen someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises. "Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping." Cow tipping - slangA hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible. Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast! Cow tippingThe theorectical act of pushing a cow over in the middle of the night while it is sleeping. This is of course impossible since cows sleep lying down. Bob went cow tipping one night and now he's in jail for animal abuse and property damage Cow tippingMythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons: Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em! Cow tippingThe act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service. Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight! |
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