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What is Wellesley?
A town in which 3/4 of the population are either dicks and 1/4 are assholes. Put it that way. About 99.9% of the kids in the schools are complete mindless idiots who actually need to check this site to learn the "cool words." Kids in Wellesley also generally jump on any stupid fad they find, and act like they are cool because of it (hence why last year, the whole school was trying to do the soulja boy dance to be cool, but ended up looking like idiots.) Kids in wellesley also own a cellphone by 6th grade, and own an Iphone by 8th. In fact, most of all of Wellesley loves to suck apple's dick, and is about 3/4 of their sales, because only kids in wellesley are stupid enough/have enough money to buy any overpriced crap they find, hence why all of them have about one pair of new shoes per week. Boys there find the need to find a hidden meaning in every word, and Girls can't resist saying that they love each other.
Most parent's in wellesley don't know shit about raising kids the right way, hence why most of the intelligence in Wellesley comes from foreign students/ones with foreign parents.
Old people in wellesley also find the need to override EVERYTHING in the fucking town, until all the schools are cardboard boxes with one teacher and all the kids have to share one book, all so they can't pay any taxes from their oh-so-precious retirement fund, the find that the kids can be damned. But also, for some reason, they allways approve anything to do with the country club, and that's why the country club is very fricken huge and is probably the biggest waste ever conceived.
All of the above, and anything else written here about Wellesley, except for the idiots trying to defend their sacred town.
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Wellesley - what is it?
Rich white neighborhood thats has no booze and the gas is too expensive and where its always cold...and there are never parties and the cops suck
The average household income is almost quadruple that of the national average...and someone owns a V12 Vanquish
What does "Wellesley" mean?
A place in Massachusetts near boston. Probably over 90% white, with 0 mexicans. if your fat dont come here because no fast food is allowed. Most people without big houses here are still rich they just spend it on other things. If your house ( like mine) is under 1 million dollars your considered "poor." The children are mostly either failures, nerds or a few are just awesome. It was founded in 1869. Population 26,000. Best time to be here is spring. Summers to hot here, and the winters are like 10 degrees, but theres no snow.
"Hey what are you eating?"
"McDonalds"
"Your obviously not from wellesley"
"Im freezing"
"O is it snowing there?"
"No and theres none on the ground either."
O u must be in Wellesley"
Wellesley - what does it mean?
The awesomest place ever. Minorities ARE welcome. NOT EVERYONE wears Abercrombie and Fitch. Not everyone listens to Simple Plan. All people except half of the population are overly rich idiots.
Wellesley is in MA and does not discriminate unless it's you
Wellesley - meaning
Wellesley: where a kid considered rich anywhere else in the damn world is labeled average, an upper middle class family is legit poor, and only the hundreds of millionaires and billionaires that live there are thought of as "loaded". Also, the kids are all bitchy and the girls are slutty, especially in this year's freshman class (class of 2020). They all think they are trendy and think each other are cool for starting to party and get wasted every Friday and Saturday, but they are just dumbfucks who need to learn how to control themselves. Upperclassmen hate them all. No other town in Massachusetts (or probably the United States for that matter) likes Wellesley, especially in sports. It's no wonder why... they have something called the Swellesley Report. Just think about it.
People from Wellesley are kinda the worst.
Wellesley - definition
Wellesley: a.k.a. East Coast Beverley Hills. People over 30 drive Benz's and Beemers, the kids usually drive expensive suv's and most are equipped with expensive systems no hood rat could dream of "boostin'". For the most part high schoolers own the cops and although they break up parties, no one usually gets in trouble, cause lets face it, our parents pay their salaries. Kids wear only the most expensive clothes, consisting of polo, burberry, lily and juicy. We do what we want and parents simply don't care. If you hate your life, its cause you're not from Wellesley.
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Wellesley - slang
So if you are reading this then im sure you think that Wellesley is some "SNOBBY" "UPPY" "RICH BITCH" town is to say the least wrong. Yes there are some people who are snobby, much like people in the rest of the world. However, being the new girl in town I have found it quiet enjoyable to live here. Coming from a town in Indiana, where there were plenty of "blue collar" workers, I haven't really experienced anyone being "more snobby" here compaired to Indiana. Diversity is everywhere... we DO have Babson college and Wellesley college right in town. Maybe people should try and look beyond the BMWs and the Volvos... I know I do as I drive around in my early 2000s Honda CR-V
girl works at a restaurant in wellesley...
customer says "so are you going to college as well"
girl says "yeah i go to umb"
customer says "wow thats great that you work and go to school"
Wellesley
A well-off suburban town neighboring Boston. No liquor stores arounds, and there was a big debate just to put a Duncan donuts in! Of course they couldn't allow a Penara bread, thats too close to fast food!
There's probably the highest % of eating disorders there in the country. Don't be surprised if you see a good half the girls show strong signs of bulimia or anorexia before they reach high school.
"c'mon cathy, eat something."
"No."
"What are you from wellesley or something?"
Wellesley
These definitions of Wellesley are way off. Yes, it's an affluent community. Portions of it are extremely, extremely affluent. Most of the community is made up of couples in their thirties who have chosen Wellesley as the place to raise their children and live (excellent schools, quiet neighborhoods). However, neighboring Natick has portions that are just as affluent (Doug Flutie lives there, and he is not "poor"). Minorities are welcome. I just met a Thai-born couple from Wellesley. The atmosphere is a bit snooty, but you might call it "Newton Light". It has a large, older portion of the population which are blue collar Italian workers (stop by the local deli Nino's AKA "The Linden Store" at 7 AM on a weekday). Fine location for commuting. Overall, just another quiet suburb that's generally a bit better off. The landscape and town center (especially the eerie-looking Victorian Town Hall) are absolutely beautiful, but there's not much to do in Wellesley -- most locals head to either Natick, Framingham, or Boston for entertainment
Location, location, location. Wellesley is the only truly quiet suburb that is very close to Boston. The Cliff Estates are truly mind-boggling in their affluence, but 90% of Wellesleyites don't *live* in the Cliff Estates.
Wellesley
An extremely rich town outside of Boston. Almost no black people live there. Everyone in Wellesley is a prep. Outfits usually consist of Eliza B's, Lacoste shirts, and Juicy Couture for teenage girls. Most older women wear Lily Pulitzer. The hott guys wear Abercrombie&Fitch. The houses are huge, and if they're less than 2 million dollars, they probably only have 7 floors instead of 8.
"You're so rich and preppy, I bet you're from Wellesley..."