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What is Simple Plan?
Simple Plan = Simpletons.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'.
Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about.
"The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
Simple Plan - video
Simple Plan - what is it?
A band hated by urban dictionary faggots who think they're so brilliant but in reality, they can only write wackass comments and have no life other than that.
Guy 1: I love Simple Plan!
Guy 2: Simple Plan sucks!
Guy 1: Shut up, faggot!
What does "Simple Plan" mean?
1:The most commercialized band on the face of the earth. They have been in Scooby Doo 2, Nickelodeon, Disney, MTV, and VH1.
These very kind Canadian men are often ridiculed for playing whiny music that explains how much their life sucks, when in reality, SP are just making music that fans relate to. None of their lives ever sucked as much as in Africa and they know that.
They are not posers of course, because if you go to SP's website, it says on the first page that they don't give a flying fuck what kind of music they are.
Fans of this band are usually in the age group of 7-13. I admit that I'm 12 and I listen to SP, but also Bad Religion and NoFX. Fans falsely put Simple Plan in the Punk category when they should be in the Alternative category.
You can catch SP on any tv station. Like I said, "Most Commercialized". Similar to Good Charlotte
Poor Simple Plan deserve more respect than they get.
Simple Plan - what does it mean?
Five guys from Montréal, Canada. The band plays pop-punk music. They've been around since 1999 and put out their first album--No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls--in 2002. Their second album--Still Not Getting Any...--was released in 2004. Their third album, a self titled one, was released in 2008. Their fourth album--Get Your Heart On!--was released June 2011.
Their singles include...
Perfect, Welcome to My Life, Addicted, I'd Do Anything, Astronaut, Summer Paradise, I'm Just a Kid, Can't Keep My Hands Off You, Perfect World, Shut Up
Some people may say they're a bunch of lame, whiny, emo losers, but they're not. They have literally SAVED LIVES, including my own. How would you like it if people constantly mocked and ridiculed the people who kept you from killing yourself, ending it all? How would you feel if you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone about any of your problems and they were all you had? How would you feel then? Go listen to This Song Saved My Life- Simple Plan. Maybe then you'll get it. They asked their fans on Twitter how their music has affected them and this was the product: an amazing, beautiful, tear-jerking song. I hope you get it now.
Anyone who's never heard their music... Please just give them a fair chance. Please.
1: Do you like that band Simple Plan?
2: Yes! They saved my LIFE xD
Simple Plan - meaning
One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".
Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up.
Simple Plan - definition
A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.
Don't like Simple Plan?
THEN FUCK OFF!
Simple Plan - slang
A French-Canadian Pop-Punk band from Montréal, Québec, also known as SP consisting of:
Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals
Jeff Stinco: Lead guitarist
Sébastien Lefebvre: Rhythm guitarist and backing vocalist
David Desrosiers: Bassist and backing vocalist
Chuck Comeau: Drummer
Despite the fact the band has had a lot of criticism, they are nothing like the 'whiny, emo, bitches' they have been called and labeled as. Instead they write and play music which they have experienced throughout their lives, most likely when they were teens.
They have also never once called themselves 'Punk' and never intend to.
In fact, they are even releasing an album on June 21st and have done collaborations on songs on the upcoming album with:
Can't Keep My Hands Off You feat. Rivers Cuomo of Weezer
Jet Lag (English Version) feat. Natasha Bedingfield
Jet Lag (French Version) feat. Marie Mai
Simple Plan, even have their own foundation (The Simple Plan Foundation) to help kids of any age whether they are a victim of abuse, need help taking off drugs, have cancer or any other diseases etc. SP do charity concerts and charity work, they have been on tour with other bands and musicians such as Avril Lavigne and Sugar Ray.
Even though haters had thrown objects at them on stage, they never stopped playing.
Sometimes, it's just the case people say they 'love' Simple Plan, just of the looks and fitness of the boys, which in fact they have only listened to, or heard maybe one or two
songs by them.
Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: OMG, David and Pierre are like SOOOOO HOT! I LOVE SP!!
Me: *sighs* how many songs have you heard by them?
Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: Uhmm, I can't remember... but aren't they like SOOO HOT?!
Me: They may be good looking, but a proper Simple Plan fan would at least know one song by them or more...
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Other situation
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Hater: Ugh, Simple Plan suck so much, I don't even know why you like them, they have no talent what so ever, they whine about everything...
Me: It's nice to see you have an opinion, but keep it to yourself. Because first thing is, I can like whichever bands I want to like. Second, they do have talent, and lots of it, otherwise they wouldn't be able to play guitar, drums and sing to actually create a band and the third thing is. They do not whine about everything, there has only been maybe 3 songs where they seem more emotional than the rest.
Hater: ... geez, they're such gay faggots then.
Me: ha, no they aren't, they've either all got girlfriends, had girlfriends or at least married.
Simple Plan
A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"?
So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
Me: Hey what are you doing?
Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.
Me: stfu.
Simple Plan
1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
Simple Plan
One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada
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