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What is Juicy Couture?
Basically a grown up version of Limited Too.
Look at all those girly girls with their Juicy Couture tracksuits and their matching juicy purses and sunglasses.
Juicy Couture - video
Juicy Couture - what is it?
Juicy Couture is the fast-food house of two souless, aging prostitutes who refuse to stop using fur in the typically tacky "creations" they sell to sorority girls and spoiled adolescent sorority-girl wannabes. Juicy gets most of its fur from China, from fur farms which according to real undercover video footage torture adorable, innocent rabbits mercilessly before either vaginally or anally electrocuting them, or simply ripping their skin off while they're still alive and conscious. (Go to Furisdead.com to see for yourselves.) When you "choose Juicy," you're supporting the torture of animals, torture so heinous, disgusting, and mind-blowingly cruel that if this were done to cats or dogs in the US, everyone involved would be charged with felony. The bunnies raised for your tacky little fur-lined Juicy hoodie live miserable lives crammed into cages too small to even turn around or lie down in, where they live in their own waste, deprived of basic neccesities like clean water and medical attention. Their bones break, they become deformed by the contraints of the wire cages, they are driven mad and self-mutilate, and many of them die in their cages, where their terrified cagemates sometimes eat them in desperation. Animals used for their fur are gassed, drowned, beaten to death, genitally electrocuted, or simply skinned alive. They feel pain and fear more intense than you can likely imagine. They are treated like garbage by their handlers- the Juicy footage at Furisdead.com shows that quite well. STOP SUPPORTING THIS MOST FUCKED-UP CRUELTY- BOYCOTT JUICY AND ALL OTHER FUR MONGERS... and let them know you disapprove and won't be buying from them until they stop using ANY real fur!
Selfish Brat: "Look at this fur-lined hoodie I bought with an excess of my parents money!It's Juicy Couture!"
Selfish Brat's Far Hipper and Exceedingly Tolerant Friend: "More like Juicy Torture. Observe my much classier and sexier Stella McCartney jacket- cruelty-free."
What does "Juicy Couture" mean?
a brand that makes the UGLIEST merchandise possible. Example of a typical Juicy bag: Pepto Bismol pink velour bag with huge embroidered crap on one side, with enough bells, charms, and whistles to wake up Sleeping Beauty. End product looks tacky and gaudy, cheap-looking, but way overpriced. Juicy Couture is in no way the same level of luxury goods as other designer brands like Coach, LV, etc. Juicy Couture is more like trailer-trash couture. Skanky girls who wear Uggs love this stuff.
"I'd pay $2 for that tacky mess of a Juicy Couture bag."
Juicy Couture - what does it mean?
An overrated brand of clothing that stupid little teenage girls consider "designer". Designer my ass.
Juicy Couture tracksuits are as fashionable as Uggs.
When was the last time you saw a Juicy Couture hoodie on a runway model?
If you consider $90.00 hoodies "designer", you might want to get a reality check.
The last time I checked, guys don't find sloppy tracksuits, bear paws, and baggy clothing "hot".
Airhead #1: OMG I HEART JUICY COUTURE!
Airhead #2: We are soooo rich chickkkssss!!!!
Juicy Couture - meaning
The best goddam brand out there!!!!!!!
Its not only for rich girls it for people who just love fashion!!!! It is stylish and a lot less cheap then prada, Gucci, etc.
Omg i so want that juicy track suit.
I love your new juicy zip up.
I have the matching juicy skirt to that top.
Juicy Couture - definition
A clothig line that is infimous for it's "j" charm on the hoodies. you must be in good shape to rock the Juicy look or you'll seem like you are trying too hard. Real Juicy Girls don't wear the screen t-shirts that adorn messages such as "give Juicy a chance". The real Juicy girls ony rock the tracksuits and jeans.
It's all about the "j" baby.
Juicy Couture - slang
A really hot clothing line sold in stores like Nieman Marcus, Saks 5th Avenue, and Bloomingdales. They are famous for thier track suits which are separates that come in skirts, hoodies, cropped hoodies, capris, shorts and pants. They come in a variety of colors and terry cloth, fleece or velour. Only hot girls wear juicy!!!
hey margaret! I went to Neiman's yesterday and got this really hot juicy sweat shirt!
Juicy Couture
Overpriced clothing line founded in California. Makes cute clothes for girls/women. They are known by their fancy crown logo.
The clothes are sold in upscale department stores. Very cute items but way over-priced.
I just bought a juicy couture nightgown for 150 bucks.
Juicy Couture
A brande of clothes popular with jappy girls but not limited to them. It is popular in areas where money is endless including New York City, The Main LinePA Shorthills NJ, and West Chester NY. (These are not the only places where Juicy Couture is popular.) The quality of Juicy clothing has gone down in the past few years and has become less attractive as well. Although the track suits are incredibly comfortable.
A Juicy zip-up is $88-$115
Juicy Sweats are $75-&125
Juicy Jeans are $135-$175
I adore my new Juicy jeans I think I'll wear them next time I go shopping.
Juicy Couture
Brand of clothing in which all rich girls love. Found in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maine (when all the girls go to camp), Florida, California and Arkansas (when Paris and Nicky were there!)
"Oh my gosh, I love your new Juicy hoodie!"