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What is Hawley?
When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.
My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.
Hawley - meme gif
Hawley - video
Hawley - what is it?
Doing a Joe Hawley describes One of Two things:
1.
Posting a cryptic and worrying picture or caption on social media, most likely pertaining to an event that happened in your life, and when people ask and get concerned, taking it down minutes after.
2.
Reversing a song, words, or phrase backwards, making it hard to hear.
This action derives from the guitarist, Joe Hawley, From the band Tally Hall.
See Hawley-esque for more details.
1. And then Brian just..deleted it. Really did a Joe Hawley. I’m still worried.
2. Woah man, did you just pull a Joe Hawley?I can’t even understand! Not cool!
What does "Hawley" mean?
1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy
2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley
1.
-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
2.
-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY
Hawley - what does it mean?
Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.
This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.
"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.
Hawley - meaning
You know that thing that happens where you burp and a teeny bit of vomit comes up, and the back of your throat burns from the bile? From 6th Jan, 2021, that condition is known as a hawley.
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Dick: "graaah!"
Johnson:"What's wrong dude?"
Dick:"I've got a hawley. Must be that tuna taco I had this morning."
Hawley - definition
It is an adjective meaning Hazy Hot and Humid.
Person 1: Wow it is so hot and humid.
Person 2: Yeh, its very hawley.
Hawley - slang
1. to screw something up badly
1. Jeff really did hawley that last stock deal.
2. Our schedule is completely hawley'd and we're never going to finish on time.
Hawley
Verb:
1) to zone in on a target whenever they express a desire to purchase merchandise
2) to zone in on a minor when they're being horny, with the intent of chastising them.
Note:
3*) hawlied: the past tense of the action of spending your money on merchandise
Person 1: Oh man, I want to buy some mer--
Person 2: Shut up! What if someone Hawleys? You don't have the money for it, fam.
Person 1: Oh god, I might be 16 but I want to b--
Person 2: Stop it, we can't have someone Hawleying in
Person 1: Dude, I hawlied so hard last week on EnStars so i'm broke as FUCK now
Hawley
The milky residue left on your upper lip after sucking the Santorum from the anus of your wife after she cuckolds with a racist politician.
Be careful drinking a latte with a mustache, else you'll get a wicked hawley.
Hawley
Hot sex machine, sometimes goes for younger boys. they usually hate all men with the name of justin.
Bob: hey phil did you see that milf?
Phil: yeah man she was such a hawley