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What is Hanley?
A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.
I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.
Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.
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Hanley - video
Hanley - what is it?
One of Major League Baseball's best offensive players. Currently a shortstop for the Florida Marlins, Ramirez was the 2006 NL Rookie of the Year and owns the National League's top batting average midway through the 2009 season.
Ramirez has the ability to both hit for power and play effective smallball. Hanley's defense has also improved greatly, and his solid play at shortstop has complimented his reputation as one of baseball's most feared hitters.
Wow, Hanley Ramirez is pretty much automatic with runners in scoring position...
What does "Hanley" mean?
Having to take a shit while running.
Chris: Is Mitchell okay? He's slowing down.
Nick: I think he's pulling a Ryan Hanley
Hanley - what does it mean?
Framing Hanley is a five-piece American post-hardcore band that formed in 2005 in Nashville, Tennessee, and released their first studio album in 2007. Lead singer & songwriter Kenneth Nixon, guitarists Ryan and Brandon, bassist Luke and drummer Chris came together to form Framing Hanley and quickly gained a large following in Nashville. First formed in 2005, the band posted some demos of their songs on the bands myspace page. In November 2006, these demos were discovered by Brett Hestla, former Creed bassist and frontman of Dark New Day. Hestla helped the young Nashville based quintet record a 2 song demo in his Florida studio which captured the attention of Jeff Hanson (Creed, Sevendust, Paramore) and his record label Silent Majority Group. The band recorded their debut album, The Moment, with Hestla in Orlando, Florida. The disc was released in August 2007 and includes the single "Hear Me Now". In November of 2008, Framing Hanley released The Moment Deluxe Edition with a cover of Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" song. The band has since toured with Evans Blue. According to an interview with Kenneth Nixon, up until the end of 2006, the band was called a different name, Embers Fade. Nixon stated that "our drummer's fiancée Ashley Hanley passed away in October of 2006. She was a best friend of the rest of the band, and we wanted to do something to somewhat honor her. She used to take pictures for our band, hence 'framing.' Naming our band Framing Hanley was the least we could do for someone that means so much to us."
Framing Hanley did an awesome cover of the song "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne.
&& the lead singer is HOTT! =
Hanley - meaning
One who denounces something as being gay even when it is obvious that the denouncer is clearly contradicting his own thoughts and emotions.
This technique is most often deployed by the complexed/no-one-understands-me hipster/artist type with the motive of making others ponder “Wow, he thinks everything is gay, what DOES he like? He’s so mysterious! Whatever he is into, it must be fascinating!”
The Hanley will often discover that their technique is ineffective, resulting in the hanley’s peers thinking that he is a dick... but then again who isn't?
SNYDER: Are you going to see Slayer this weekend?
MARK: Slayer is gay, i will never go see them.
SNYDER: What the hell is wrong with you! You told me that Reign In Blood was one of your favorite albums!
MARK: Whatever.
SNYDER: Why must you always be such a hanley?!?! I'm going douse you with lighter fluid and set you on fire.
TOMARAYA: This conversation is so fucking gay!
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HALFORD: Hey Mark buddy, do me a favor and lick that santorum of my thigh before it drips onto the comforter
MARK: No way dude, that is so gay
HALFORD: Whatchoo talkin’ about? You were all about it last night!
MARK: Yeah, well that was before I realized you enjoyed it.
HALFORD: Stop being a hanley.
Hanley - definition
an amazing guy who is always there for you. he can be rude at times but in the end it’s all worth it to have him in you life.
hanley is such an amazing guy
Hanley - slang
to be sexy
that jacket you are wearing is hanley
Hanley
A grade 8 science teacher with really bad Vagina breath and throw a tempor tantrum if he doesn’t get a crusty from colin
This weird Hanley came up to me today and grabbed my balls
Hanley
noun, adj. (disp.) 1. Grammatic perfectionist paradoxically prone to making simple errors in spelling; particularly humble when in error. Adj. 1. authoritative 2. (colloq.) stroppy.
Whenever Cornelia pulled Barries, Anthea would have rather hanley reactions.
Hanley
Someone extremely intellectual and wise. Alothough he acts a certain he reveals a side of himself that you'd fall in love with and leave you speechless but he doesn't reveal this side to just anyone because he cares about others opinions more than he should.
"Oh my god I can't believe Hanley wrote this paper this doesn't sound like him at all but it's him!"