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What is automatic?Automatic transmissions are for people who enjoy the finer things in life. People who drive manuals are generally the poorer in the population, and people who drive automatics, are generally richer. If this is not the case, can you explain why 99% of luxury cars and near enough all modern day sports cars are automatic, or if not, semi-automatic? Also automatic transmissions are the future, look at what we have now - Audi's DSG gearbox, which is a cluchless manual! Audi A3 DSG automatic - meme gifautomatic - videoAutomatic - what is it?De automatic, get de automatic What does "automatic" mean?in agreement "Yo that chick is off the heezy!!! Automatic - what does it mean?A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys. No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission. Automatic - meaningWhen your systems are down or you are not in control. "No way to control it, it's totally automatic...all of my systems are down" Automatic - definitionAn automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg. Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive. Automatic - slangTransmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule. A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic. AutomaticA type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic. I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life. AutomaticA transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual. My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church. AutomaticThe automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants. Go to any auto dealership and find a car or truck without an automatic transmission in the model that YOU want with a manual transmission |
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