Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Automatic?

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.

Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!

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Automatic - what is it?

absolutely, of course, no doubt, shouldn't have to ask to reply because the answer is known already...reply or response given to a question or statement where the answer should already be known or a given(easy answer or answer to a stupid question)...

"hey...can i count on you to scoop me up at 7???" and the response is "AUTOMATIC BRO!!! I got you!!!" or "yo...do you ever shred the skatepark alot???" "AUTOMATIC SON!!! whenever and however..."

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What does "Automatic" mean?

Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.

A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic.

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Automatic - what does it mean?

A type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic.

I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life.

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Automatic - meaning

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

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Automatic - definition

The automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants.

Go to any auto dealership and find a car or truck without an automatic transmission in the model that YOU want with a manual transmission

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Automatic - slang

All those "Real Men" should quit the stupid act and buy a car that suits their needs. Manual, automatic, robotic...who fucking cares? Doesn't matter what you drive as long as you reach your destination safe and sound.

I'd like to see you drive manual after spending 2 hours a day in traffic. Automatic is the way to go.

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Automatic

(noun) A threesome (2 women, 1 man) sex move where both girls insert a vibrator set to full in their vagina; the man lies on his back and his (steady) girlfriend anally cowgirls herself on him while the other girl sits on his face and makes out with the "cowgirl".
The key is that most of the stimulation is automatic, especially for the man.

"Man, when we first got back to my apartment we were just playing around, but it got pretty hot and heavy pretty damn fast, and we automatic'd for over two hours!"

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Automatic

To do immediately.
To have great leadership.
To be pro as fuck.
To awp better than anyone has ever awped before.

wow, that guy pulled an Automatic!

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Automatic

Chant done at basketball games or other athletic events, when somebody is on FIRE, who the athlete is in the "ZONE"

Jimmy White is AUTOMATIC tonight against the patriots!

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