Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Halal?

1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.

Do you have Halal food in this restaurant?

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Halal - meme gif

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Halal - video


Halal - what is it?

'Halal it' a phrase playing on the allow/'llow it principle. It can be used as a piss take to muslim friends. Also used in conjunction with other situations where allow would be used.

Mohammed - Bruv mandem got bare issues wiv dem yoots down the road!
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!

Stu - Jam your hype blud!
Mohammed - Ill halal it that you called me blud!

Halal the beef as used to offend hindu mates

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What does "Halal" mean?

A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.

"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?"

"Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."

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Halal - what does it mean?

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

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Halal - meaning

permissible, allowed according to Islamic Law, which is based on Holy Qur'an and Hadith (traditions of Prophet Muhammad). The opposite is Haram, or prohibited. May refer to food or actions.

1. Some Muslims eat Kosher food when a Halal option is not available.

2. There is disagreement among Muslim scholars as to whether music is halal or haram.

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Halal - definition

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

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Halal - slang

Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.
Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.

1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."

2. "Halal! That's amazing."

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Halal

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

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Halal

A person who is not sinful

Damn did u see kimo he is tooo halal

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Halal

Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.

X: β€œOMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: β€œ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”

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