Definder - what does the word mean?

What is HJ's?

Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.

Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.

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HJ's - video


HJ's - what is it?

A handjob.

Hey man! I said 20 for an HJ, not no measly 10.

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What does "HJ's" mean?

Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces

Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?

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HJ's - what does it mean?

handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand

Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D

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HJ's - meaning

A good ol Handy Jesus. Yup that's it. It just means that Jesus is very handy at doing his job.

Oh man that HJ was so great in church. You know Giving me a HJ Is really nice and thoughtful of you.

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HJ's - definition

A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.

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HJ's - slang

acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.

"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."

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HJ's

An indicator of a half joke, hailing from twitter. Used mainly by/for neurodivergent people to help convey emotional intention through text.

you've changed and not for the better /hj

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HJ's

half-joking

A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.

A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj

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HJ's

A shortened version of the fast food establishment "Hungry Jacks"

"Hey you wanna grab some Jungrys?"
"Yeah HJ's sounds good"

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