Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hj?

A good ol Handy Jesus. Yup that's it. It just means that Jesus is very handy at doing his job.

Oh man that HJ was so great in church. You know Giving me a HJ Is really nice and thoughtful of you.

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Hj - what is it?

An indicator of a half joke, hailing from twitter. Used mainly by/for neurodivergent people to help convey emotional intention through text.

you've changed and not for the better /hj

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What does "hj" mean?

half-joking

A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.

A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj

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Hj - what does it mean?

intials for the phrase 'hoof job' a decadent act centaurs frequently engage in, often exchanged for some goods or another service

i'll give you a wicked chafe-free hj in the store 24 parking lot if you take me there in yo jammy

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Hj - meaning

A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.

pump pump pull...ohhhh......all over your moms fuck sac

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Hj - definition

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Hj - slang

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

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Hj

Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces

Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?

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Hj

A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.

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Hj

acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.

"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."

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