What is Guzzle?

In the words of the black populance, "Guzzle my jizz bitch."

Guzzle - meme gif

He will GUZZLE his drink

To drink a drink at a fast rate or to eat a food item at a fast rate.

Term coined by: Brielle Ganah

Yo did you see Stacie guzzling that water after her run?

oral sex or blowjob which results in a gargling noise being emitted.

1.i came on her face and she went guzzle guzzle.

2. honey ive had a hard day its time for guzzle guzzle

To completly dominate or achieve something difficult. It takes much skill to be able to fully guzzle something without incident.

"Dude, I totally guzzled that gnarly wave just now"
"Nice broskie, I have always wanted to guzzle that tasty barrell

When someone makes a joke in a large group of people and laughs by himself/herself while no one else is laughing.

"Ha Ha! Joe just guzzled!"

or

"Stop guzzling so much!"

The act of completely sucking a dong dry even after slobbering it up.

Babe! I told you not to guzzle me for TOO long! You know that shit hurts!

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina and sucking it out

"Dude! I guzzled the shit outta her last night!"

"Yea man I'm gonna try to guzzle her later"

Being shoved into a giraffe's telephone pole that tries to tape a pelican to a bagpipe

Bartholomew: Wow spongebob is mad at that jelly fish...
Chad: He's being guzzled

ME-- Yo Jenny gave me a Blow-Job
Otha Dude-- Sick did she guzzle you !?!?!
ME--- You Know It Dawg.