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What is Guatemalans?
The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"
Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
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Guatemalans - what is it?
The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.
What does "Guatemalans" mean?
An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
Guatemalans - what does it mean?
When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here
Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
Guatemalans - meaning
A hispanic male who acts, looks or is homosexual.
"Man, check out that Guatemalan!"
"Yeah, hes a total Guatemalan."
Made famous by the house maid on the film "The Bird Cage"
Guatemalans - definition
A type of Mexican that can do algebra
Them guatemalans factor the hell out of those binomials
Guatemalans - slang
noun
A short but badass from Guatemala, which is, contrary to popular belief, not Mexico.
Gaspar is a Guatemalan. Everyday in Health he lets me use his iPod.
Guatemalans
Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!
People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.
- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"
- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"
Guatemalans
Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!
The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!
Guatemalans
Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.
Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks