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What is read a book?
leave/go home/masturbate/shut up
origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER
i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book
god your being annoying just go read a book!
read a book - video
Read a book - what is it?
The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.
HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
What does "read a book" mean?
A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.
"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."
"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"
Read a book - what does it mean?
Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
Read a book - meaning
Code word for stroking your shaft
Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.
Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book
Read a book - definition
Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.
John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!
Read a book - slang
Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
Read a book
moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book
Read a book
v.
code word for smoking pot when in a public area and trying to keep it on the down-low
-in a public area-
Man#1 "Dude studying for the finals was killer and I need something to help me relax"
Man#2 -pulls out a lighter- "You down to read a book with me?"
Man#1 "SURE!"
Read a book
1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.
1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"
guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.
2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(
guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>