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What is iPod?
Want to see something fun? Diss the Ipod in front of an Apple Computers employee. They'll react like you just slapped their mom and tell you(in a whiny butthurt tone) to quit complaining and send your concerns to apple's customer service. Good lord, its just a fucking mp3 player! All electronics have their ups and downs and goddamnit we have a godgiven right to complain about the technical issues of them. I guess if you jab at any apple product's flaws, the brainwashed facade starts to crumble and i-cultists will stop at nothing to keep the delusion alive.
I worked for Bose, and sold iPods. We wanted to put some mp3s on the display model so customers could try it out... and it crashed every PC it was hooked up to. While complaining amongst ourselves, an Apple store worker happened by and took things a bit personal.
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iPod - video
IPod - what is it?
A digital music player produced by Apple Computer co.
The iPod is an enigma in both terms of success and controversy; some customers find the product unreliable and the battery difficult to change where as others praise its simple design and ease of use. An example of its design would be the touch-sensitive wheel that allows you to easily select an artist, album or track intuitively and at speed.
People who dislike the iPod often quote that it's over-priced, unreliable and that most people cannot use the storage space - this is mostly true for any similar device on the market, although the perceived lack of reliability of any popular product will doubtlessly be driven by how vocal disappointed individuals are. The most dumbfounding claim is that you can only use music bought from iTunes and that the software is difficult and unreliable to use. There are many third-party applications that work with an iPod, and the player supports many codecs. Should you try and transfer an unsupported codec, iTunes will automaticlly convert it - obviously you do not have to have purchased your music from iTunes to have it in your library.
iPod is subject to a lot of jealousy from school-age children.
iPod is a victim of its own success.
People have an obsession with iPod.
What does "iPod" mean?
An Apple Computer branded wordmp3/word player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.
Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.
IPod - what does it mean?
A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.
John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.
IPod - meaning
Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.
Person A: OMG, dude! I just bought an ipod!
Person B: What, on purpose?
IPod - definition
an accurate and unbiased definition
The iPod is a brand of portable media players designed and marketed by Apple Computer. Devices in the iPod family provide a simple user interface designed around a central scroll wheel (with the exception of the iPod shuffle). The standard iPod model stores media on a built-in hard drive, while the smaller iPod shuffle and iPod nano use flash memory. Like most digital audio players, an iPod can serve as an external data storage device when connected to a computer.
Discontinued versions of the iPod include two generations of the popular iPod mini and four generations of the full-sized iPod, all of which had monochrome screens except for the 4th generation iPod with color screen (previously sold as iPod photo before it replaced the monochrome iPod in the main line). As of June 2006, the lineup consists of the 5th generation iPod, which has video playback capabilities; the iPod nano, which has a color screen; and the iPod shuffle; all three models were released in 2005. The iPod is currently the world's best-selling digital audio player. The bundled software used for uploading music, photos, and videos to the iPod is called iTunes. A music jukebox application, iTunes stores a comprehensive library of the user's music on their computer, and can play, burn, and rip music from a CD. The most recent incarnations of iPod and iTunes have video playing and organization features.
The iPod's mainstream use and popularity worldwide in the MP3 player market has led to iPod becoming one of the world's most popular brands of MP3 player. Apple's proprietary actions regarding iPods and iTunes, however, have led to criticism as well as legal battles.
Version History:
1st Generation - 5GB/10GB - monochromatic screen - scroll wheel (buttons surrounding)
2nd Generation - 10GB/20GB - monochromatic screen - touch wheel (buttons surrounding)
3rd Generation (dock connector)- 10GB/15GB/20GB/30GB/40GB - monochromatic screen - touch wheel (buttons above)
4th Generation (regular) - 20GB/40GB - monochromatic screen - click wheel
4th Generation (photo) - 40GB/60GB - 16 bit color screen - click wheel
5th Generation (video) - 30GB/60GB - 16 bti color TFT screen - click wheel
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The iPod has brought MP3 players and digital music in to the mainstream
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IPod - slang
I am I the only one actually satisfied with my iPod? Yes, it can get loads of scratches but if you look after it PROPERLY, as in not chuck in a washing machine, then it will be alright. I have just filled up my 80gb 3rd generation iPod, so no, it doesn't hold 'more songs than anyone could possibly listen to in their lifetime'. Of course, there are cheaper mp3s on the market, but for me, it will always be the iPod that comes first.
iPods are missunderstood creatures, give them a break!
IPod
A)A topic on Urban Dictionary that people use to complain how much they hate iPods so fucking much, yet they waste their time not writing what it really is.
B)A portable device used to listen to music. It's lightwieght, and small enough to carry in your pocket. It comes in a variety of colors. You can charge it up from your computer, or buy cord to charge it up in your car.
A)Annoying Person:OMFG, I fucking HATE iPods!!! They're such a waste of tyme and space!!!>:(
IPod
Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.
Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
IPod
Provided by the company Apple, it lets you play songs in the version of a mp3 music format. It also lets you play videos and movies, as well as let you view photos. You can add contacts to your iPod, notes, and can play various games. You can download more stuff at the iTunes store. iPods have a variety of colors and types, all differences by gigabytes and size.
I think I'm lucky to have a 8GB iPod Nano.