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What is Goobers?
basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
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Goobers - what is it?
Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.
Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.
What does "Goobers" mean?
You are such a goober
Goobers - what does it mean?
Being overly intoxicated shit-faced
Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
Goobers - meaning
noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
Goobers - definition
someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them
Jaxson, you’re such a goober.
Goobers - slang
You are such a goober.
Goobers
political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
Goobers
Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?
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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"