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What is Goblins?
Better than a Goon Harder More Gangster than a Goon
You Say That You A Goon But Whats A Goon To A Goblin-LiL Wayne
Goblins - meme gif
Goblins - video
Goblins - what is it?
1. A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.
Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred.
Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls.
"Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island)
3. A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.
1: I smell a God's corpse?
2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here.
What does "Goblins" mean?
Small, usually green (although red and brown varieties are common) bipedal creature, the goblin is possessed of a keen cunning, and although not often very wise, goblins tend toward the highly intelligent.
Goblins can be highly malicious, coming from a very competitive society. Some groups of goblins work together strongly under great leaders, whilst others may simply bicker and squabble amongst themselves.
Goblins have a sharp and sometimes biting sense of humour, and their simplistic logic often makes for hilarious situations - however, it may also provide the goblin a mechanism unthought of by more logical and less chaotic species.
Possibly related to orcs (ork).
Leaf the Wood Elf: Are you an evil baby-eating necromancer, Skwelch?
Skwelch the powerful goblin necromancer: I iZ nOt and nEvvA aZ bIn a neKroManseR! eYe iZ a fAYmuS goBblyN baRdd!
Leaf: OK then!
Goblins - what does it mean?
The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.
Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche
Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)
Goblins - meaning
class of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real
"whats a goon to a goblin" -lil wayne (a millie)
Goblins - definition
A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.
Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate.
Goblins - slang
on deez nuts
me: shit what is the little ugly green monster again?
him: Goblin
me: GOBLIN ON DEEZ NUTS
Goblins
A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.
Me: *tying to sleep*
The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!"
Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"
Goblins
Shrivelled up old baby boomers who hoard all the money, housing and healthcare so that no other generations can have any.
Just about every village is England is packed full of goblins now. Nobody else can afford it
Goblins
To describe the locals from the Portsmouth area, the lowest of the low
'Look at them fat goblins in the crop tops'