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What is Goblin?

goblin dees nuts

Rachael the bitch ass hoe was goblin dees nuts.

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Goblin - meme gif

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Goblin - video


Goblin - what is it?

Any male who is shorter than his wife or girlfriend.

ie- Tom Cruise has been a Goblin 3X over and most recently with Katie Holmes

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What does "Goblin" mean?

Is like a kingpin, he the boss, he doesn't do the dirty work he gets goons to do it.

What's a goon to a goblin?

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Goblin - what does it mean?

Goblin is, A person of higher rank,authority.
someone who has more power, money, respect, smarts.

Whats a goon to a goblin -lil wayne

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Goblin - meaning

A woman of short stature, who dresses as a slut, and is insane (redundant, all women are insane).

Nicole "Snooki" on Jersey Shores.
"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin" -Dan O'Brien

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Goblin - definition

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.

"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"

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Goblin - slang

The vile shit that one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of alcohol the night before. Usually occurs before or instead of vomiting during a hang over. Also happens 99% of the time after drinking 4loko.

Liza: "Hey guys, this is kinda vulgar, but I cant stop shitting after sippin' on the 4lokos last night."
Joe: "Yeah no shit ya prick, its called shitting out a goblin. Hehehe"

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Goblin

An unfortunate looking socially awkward male who lurks in clubs to pull women

Did you see that guy Andy at the bar last night? He's such a goblin!

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Goblin

Better than a Goon Harder More Gangster than a Goon

You Say That You A Goon But Whats A Goon To A Goblin-LiL Wayne

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Goblin

1. A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.

Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred.

Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls.

"Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island)

3. A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.

1: I smell a God's corpse?
2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here.

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