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What is Fuckton?
That was a fuckton of salt
Fuckton - meme gif
Fuckton - video
Fuckton - what is it?
A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.
Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
What does "Fuckton" mean?
That dude weighs a fuckton.
Fuckton - what does it mean?
A liquid measurement roughly equating 1200 Buttloads.
The streamer had a secret stash of Feet Pics, roughly a fuckton of them.
Fuckton - meaning
A fuckton is a "fucking ton" meaning a lot of something.
That's a fuckton of stuff.
Fuckton - definition
Fuckton means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a fuckton you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
A FUCKTON OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
Fuckton - slang
Many, many times more than a shitload.
Rob: I heard that barney snorted a shitload of crack.
Ron: That's not even close, Charlie Sheen snorted a whole fuckton.
Fuckton
An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.
Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.
Fuckton
A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.
Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?
Fuckton
A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.
Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.