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What is Assload?

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

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Assload - what is it?

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

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What does "Assload" mean?

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

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Assload - what does it mean?

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

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Assload - meaning

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

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Assload - definition

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

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Assload - slang

A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

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Assload

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

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Assload

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

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Assload

The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.

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