Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass-load?

The amount of cum it takes to over load a persons ass hole..usually until it runs over

and/or

A large amount of money it takes to purchase something.

That bitch has a high ass fuck load tolerance.

and/or

That kilo is gonna cost an ass fuck load.
The Andy Warhol painting cost an ass fuck load.

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Ass-load - what is it?

a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object

when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do

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What does "ass-load" mean?

A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.

I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.

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Ass-load - what does it mean?

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

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Ass-load - meaning

Old bavarian term used to describe how much weight would break a donkey's back.

1:John Madden weighs more than an ass load.
2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.

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Ass-load - definition

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

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Ass-load - slang

Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.

I have an ass load of work to do this week.
I have an ass load of shingles.

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Ass-load

When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"

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Ass-load

The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.

Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.

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Ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

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