Some people may think the french are poontangs, but those people are general booze-babies and or crackbabies. In reality the french are sexy suave and chill. They do bathe regualarly and despite common belief french women do shave their armpits. In fact in my experience, french chicas are way more banging than fat Mcdonalds loving American girls. french inteligence has often been misidentified as cowardice. Redknecks and hardcore Americans alike, in general do not like the french. This is because they are jelous of the French culture, high literacy rate, sexiness, cool sunglass, superior sense style,sense of national identity, and above all superior nation. The french know how to drink and can hold their liquor; at a party an American often winds up on the floor in a pool of vomit, or humping a passed out fat chika wereing a tiedye t-shirt. A frenchie on the other hand will wind up semi-drunk with "beaucoups belles nouvelles petites amies." Also, contrary to common belief, the french are not communists.

I am a frenchy, and can therefore read. Also, while you can taste the difference between a Coors Light and a Bud light, i can tell the difference between a Burgundy and a Merlot. you where plastic oakley's, I where turtle shell Persol sunglasses.

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Frenchie

To a lotta american rednecks, frenchies are often seen as wimps and pussies. The funny thing though is that none of those rednecks know the first thing about France except for what they've seen on american TV, where the french are generally pictured as gayish, over sophisticated frog eaters.
In reality, frenchies are rather macho, cocky and rude, yet they bathe regularly and their women do shave their armpits and all the rest (in my experience).

They are heavy weed smokers (n°1 in Europe) and road killers (also n°1 on alcohol-related crashes in Europe)

Also, despite common belief, they don't hate the US (lots of em are yankee wanabees), they gave up wearing "kepi" since 1930 or so, and eating frogs or snails isn't "cool" to them.
From what i've seen they ain't especially lightweight and they won't take shit from anywone without responding.

At last, they are rather warm toward foreigners and they won't mind treating you to a bottle of good wine or a big friendly buzz if you come over.

Overall frenchies are cool and yet misunderstood

Redneck : I saw that movie the other day, with that frenchie, dude he was such a faggot, i so hate those puffs!

Me : Fuck off you fuckin muppet.

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