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What is Foster?
A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.
Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.
Other forms:Foster, Fostered, fostering
Fostering is not limited to sports:
1) Dude why did you just foster the Christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.
2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...
3) Fuck, I just fostered my Myoplex shake all over my denim shorts!!!
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Foster - what is it?
The best person you will ever meet. Keep him and never let go. Also big influencer on some type of social media!!
Wow that foster is so funny .
What does "Foster" mean?
foster is the hottest man to walk the earth. period.
girl: foster date me!
Foster: sorry, im already dating 1000 girls.
Foster - what does it mean?
Super athletic (mostly at football) and gets all of the laddies but only sticks to one and gets attached too easily.
Wow, that boy can really run the ball... yeah he must be a Foster.
Foster - meaning
To sign off randomly on people after they IM you.
To be bad at IM
(verb)
Dude this girl fostered me on IM today it so wasnt chilll man i didnt even mean to say hi to her....
Foster - definition
A short, constantly drunk 20somethingyearold who lives in Austin, TX. When he is not playing in one of his 9080948 local hardcore bands, you will likely run across him terrorizing hipster/fratboy keg parties with his friends, at which time he will be chanting, slurring, or yelling in a distinct southern drawl which only emerges in the ominous presence of alcohol. Be warned, the only intelligible words out of his mouth will be "FUCK", "YO", "DUDE(S)", "RAGE", or "FAGGOT". Foster goes to community college, is an adamant Bush supporter, still lives with his parents, and consumes superhuman quantities of various pills and PBR. he has also been reffered to by the community at large as a "Misunderstood Local Hero" due to his well-meaning but drunken antics.
Foster: "fuuuuckkkk youuuuu faggggotttt!!!!"
or
"yoooo dude lets fuckin raaaaage!!!!"
or
"4 more years!!!! troop surge motherfucker!!!"
or
"GIMMEEEE A BEEEER"
Foster - slang
Being bailed on, bailer. Making plans with zero intentions of following through.
“Hey Danny did she foster you again”
Man I really needed help this weekend but dan pulled a “foster”
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Along with being skilled in the art of inebriation he will also possess powers of sleeping in the same beds as females but without producing the expected sexual conquest.
"Dude, that hoe you were with last night was dope!!!! You take her home and fuck her in the ass?"
"Nah, we just slept in the same bed and talked about Pokemon."
"You Fostered again man"
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if a red flag was a person🚩🚩
Ew you see that kid he is deffo a foster
Yuh is such a red flag🚩🚩
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In regards to Foster. Getting so wasted that you are running into doors. Hitting the walls. Making flat-on-your-face falls into coffee tables. When this is the case you've pulled a Foster! Congratulations you are now completely inebriated and possibly a borderline alchoholic!
"Wow Foster you look pretty fostered, and I am almost certain you just pulled a foster!"
*falls down and hits coffee table*
"Yep..that was definitely a foster!"