Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Flawless victory?

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters as an appraisal of a particularly apt or acute rejoinder - the winning move in a war of words.

H4x0r J03: "LOLR0FL DUD3Z U WRI73 F4NFICZ??!!11!! 0MFGROFL!!!!1!! TH47 I5 3NUF T0 M4K3Z YU0 4LL T3H 0T4KU F4NB0I L4M3RZ!!!"
Mark: "Not like your fifty gigabyte collection of pirated DBZ mpegs huh?"
Dave: "Flawless victory!"

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Flawless victory - video


Flawless victory - what is it?

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

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What does "Flawless victory" mean?

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.

Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"

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Flawless victory - what does it mean?

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Joe has a flawless victory

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Flawless victory - meaning

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

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Flawless victory - definition

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.

Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!

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Flawless victory - slang

The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.

Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.

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Flawless victory

Mortal kombat term of perfect

Kung Lao wins
Flawless victory!

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Flawless victory

killing someone without getting caught

yo that nigga was a flawless victory

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Flawless victory

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.

I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.

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