Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wiper?

A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.

Jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping Maratha in class.

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Wiper - what is it?

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

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What does "wiper" mean?

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.

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Wiper - what does it mean?

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

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Wiper - meaning

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

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Wiper - definition

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

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Wiper - slang

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.

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Wiper

PG rated word for person who is an asswipe.

Harry Reid's public shit for brains lies make him a real wiper.

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Wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

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Wiper

A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.

*BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!

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