What is Flarb?

a dumb fat homo with no life that takes money from old ladys for donut money or food.

yo , that guys such a flarb he totally ganked that ladys chicken!

Flarb - meme gif

1: What is he doing?
2: He's flarbing that canvas with some margarine.

Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.

Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.

fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.

"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

Used in place of Fuck. Can also be used for other profanities.

"I just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!"

"What the flarb!?"

"The flarbing garbage man's flarbing late again!"

A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.

That dudes just a flarb

Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.

"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."