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What is Fauxhawk?
the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...
"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say
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Fauxhawk - what is it?
fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.
"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
What does "Fauxhawk" mean?
Hairstyle combed into the middle with a sticky substance and made to vaguely resemble a mohawk.
Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.
Tom: "Dude what's that on your head?"
Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me!"
Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."
Fauxhawk - what does it mean?
sides of the hair have a fade , but still has to blend in well with the top of your head top of your head has to have the longest hair gelled into the middle of the hair to make a fauxfauk .
guy 1 : yo man i just got a fauxhawk , how does it look ?
guy 2 : you look gino man , it looks so sick .
Fauxhawk - meaning
A variation of the "Mohawk" hair style. Hair is worm longer down the middle of the head and ussually spiked with gel. Contrary to the traditional "Mohawk" style, hair is not shaved completely on the sides of the head.
AKA: Fohawk
Barber: How would you like your hair cut?
Customer: I'd like a mohawk, but I don't think my boss would let me keep my job.
Barber: Have you given any thought to a fauxhawk?
Customer: That's a great idea, lets go for it!
Fauxhawk - definition
I got bored and made a shampoo fauxhawk. Then I peed in my shower.
Fauxhawk - slang
A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.
Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.
Fauxhawk
Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.
"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"
Fauxhawk
How douche bags wear their hair so that they can be different just like everyone else. Attempting to mimic the bad-ass'ness of a real Mohawk, douche bags will take their full existing head of hair, and with hair gel, push it all to the center-top of their head and then spike said center-top. Similar to how their mommies used to do to them in the tub when they were toddlers.
I wear a fauxhawk because I want to mask the fact that I don't know who I really am.
Fauxhawk
A wanabe mohawk. Fauxhawks have the spiked hair at the centerline of the head, but the hair to the sides are not buzzed off. They are also usually considerably shorter than a mohawk.
Jimmy's mom said he would be grounded for life if he got a mohawk, so he settled for a fauxhawk instead.