Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shampoo?

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!

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Shampoo - what is it?

to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!

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What does "shampoo" mean?

code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner

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Shampoo - what does it mean?

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.

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Shampoo - meaning

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

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Shampoo - definition

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as β€œshit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is β€œfalse excrement” or β€œfake shit.”

Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.

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Shampoo - slang

when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo

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Shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je dΓ©teste pour verser. Je dΓ©teste le shampooing.

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Shampoo

A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.

I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.

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Shampoo

A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo

Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.

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