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What is Fat joe?
Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!
What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!
Fat joe - video
Fat joe - what is it?
Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.
Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.
What does "Fat joe" mean?
one metric ton of useless fat.
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Fat joe - what does it mean?
An ugly, fat rapper who has thousands of little animals killed to make all the faggy fur coats he oh so enjoys and constantly raps about in his commerically-driven pop songs.
I wish Fat Joe would hurry up and die of a heart attack. I hate that fat ass, pink-wearing faggot.
Fat joe - meaning
An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.
His raps are pretty lame as well
Fat joe - definition
fat ass "rapper" who's day begins and ends at mickydees
lean *pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he leans*
Fat joe - slang
Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.
Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.
Fat joe
A Fat Garbage-Ass rapper who tries to be like Biggie Smalls. He also likes to wear pink and lick the bottoms of sneakers (see MTV CRIBS). Nasty ass biotch!!!!!!
Fat Joe needs to join Weight Watchers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat joe
Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.
"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"
Fat joe
As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST