Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Fast Food?

food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses

c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA

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Fast Food - video


Fast Food - what is it?

Food on the run for busy, hungry people.

Eating fast food can be tiresome, let's cook something at home.

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What does "Fast Food" mean?

1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.

2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.

3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.

Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!

Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.

Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!

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Fast Food - what does it mean?

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

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Fast Food - meaning

When attempting to frag someone they move faster then expected but not fast enough to avoid being pwn'd

Dude that guy was totally fast food but not fast enough.

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Fast Food - definition

Any animal hit at a high rate of speed, picked up and cooked at home.
Usually only rednecks like fast food.

Passenger, "hey look, road kill."
Driver, "thats not road kill, thats fast food!"

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Fast Food - slang

When her hips buck away from your mouth while you're performing oral on her

Her pussy turned into fast food when my tongue went deep into her cervix

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Fast Food

A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.

Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!

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Fast Food

Eating out a girl while she is driving.

I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.

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Fast Food

Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.

I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.

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