Definder - what does the word mean?

What is FIRST?

The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"

Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important

obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place

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FIRST - meme gif

FIRST meme gif

FIRST - video


FIRST - what is it?

What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc

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What does "FIRST" mean?

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

I'm a loser for achieving firstness.

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FIRST - what does it mean?

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

1st Commenter: "FIRST!"

2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."

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FIRST - meaning

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

The power of good will triump over the first.

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FIRST - definition

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

"Who will be evicted tonight? But first! Mike Boogie is creepy."

"But first!"

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FIRST - slang

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

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FIRST

An acronym for 'For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology' - A competition for teams to build and program robots to complete different tasks, level depends on grade. Started by Dean Kamen in 1989 with it's first competition in 1992.

Person 1: You work on real Robots?
Person 2: Yeah, it's FIRST.

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FIRST

For Inspiration and Recinition of Science and Technology

a high school robotics competition founded in 1989 and had its first competition in 1992 with 26 and now has close to 1000 teams

hey are u in FIRST

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FIRST

Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.

FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!

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