Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Best Buy?

The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.

"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."

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Best Buy - video


Best Buy - what is it?

Def 1 - Scam Artist store that says they did not get the payments you make online. Then when you pay off the entire amount and close your account in one call on the phone, they send you more bills 3 weeks later, saying there was an additional $10 dollars you did not pay which has now increased to an additional $ 2013 over the past 3 weeks, EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD THEM TOLD THEM at the time TO TAKE THE WHOLE AMOUNT they lyingly said you owed IN FULL OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT (just so the scammers would stop charging you interest on late fees you don't owe in the first place, so you can later go back and continue to try to protest the lying bastards through the Attorney General's office), so that now, they (the Muther Fuckin Best Buy Assholes) have now added on an additional $20 dollars each day to a fee you never owed in the first place so that now the fuckin scammers say you owe another $2000!!!!
Def 2 - Lying, Mother Fuckin' Assholes!

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY from the LYING, Mutha Fuckin' Scammers at BEST BUY!!!"

"I got fuckin' screwed at Best Buy."

"Damn! I wish I never did business with Best Buy! They screwed me."

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What does "Best Buy" mean?

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an β€œextended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the β€œcoffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to β€œreturn” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.

Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!

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Best Buy - what does it mean?

Jordan's bitch.

Employee: Whos your bitch?

Jordan: Best Buy.

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Best Buy - meaning

A place where people can look at electronics in person before going home to buy them on Amazon for a cheaper price.

"You paid $40 for an HDMI cable at Best Buy!? I got one for $5 on Amazon."

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Best Buy - definition

The best electronics retailer on the planet. They provide the BEST buy by price matching all major competitors and give the best customer service available. If you want to leave laughing/smiling, purchase your TV, computer, DVDs, CDs, etc at a Best Buy store.

Generally, the people who think negatively about Best Buy have either 1) had a bad experience that could happen at any retail store anywhere(these things do happen) 2) use to work at a Best Buy but did not provide exceptional customer service so they lost their job or 3)did not LISTEN when an associated was explaining compounded interest LOL

Best Buy gives me money back with my Reward Zone.

Best Buy has the best buys.

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Best Buy - slang

Largest electronics retailer and a great place to work. Even if you do have a Master's degree (sorry to the person who says that no one works there beyond high school). Great place for a part-time job...with a tremendous benefit package (even for part-time employees) Employee Discount (cost to company +5%), 401k, Employee Stock Purchase Plan, and Vendor Accommodations.

This company has stayed on the front edge of the curve and is thriving even in this volatile market. The development of the Twelpforce is just the most recent example of how Best Buy is a pioneer in retail. Past things they took the lead on include non-commissioned sales people and eliminating mail-in rebates.

Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help you today?

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When many other companies have gone after employee compensation to try to help their bottom-lines, Best Buy has not. Best Buy has continued is matching policy on employee 401ks and has actually improved the profit sharing program (Blue Crew Bucks). It is now quarterly and gives more stores the opportunity to succeed and achieve the goals needed to get the money for the employees.

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Best Buy

A corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy β€œextras” with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school. A store filled with weird managers.

*Everyone standing around by the cash register*

Best Buy Manager comes by - "Are you guys ready for some roleplaying??"

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Best Buy

a large retail electronics company located all over the world, that offers reward zone, credit cards, service and replacement plans, magazines and millions of other things no one actually needs. their cashiers also need to give a 10 hour speech to each customer, which makes the lines extremely long.

Cashier: Hi how are u today?
Customer: good u
Cashier: im great! did u find everything okay today?
Customer: uh yeah.
Cashier: super! are u a rewards zone member?
Customer: no and i dont want-
Cashier: GREAT! ill go ahead and sign u up for a free membership today! all i need is ur phone number and address
Customer: no i really dont want one, i have too many cards
Cashier: oh come on its free! every time u spend $250 u get $5 back and other discount coupons on popular items!
Customer: alright fine..
Cashier: and im gonna give u some information about our reward zone credit card that gives u double the points for using it in the store and regular points wen u use it outside of best buy.
Customer: ok..
Cashier: and on this item we have a 4 year service plan for $99.99. it covers, dust, heat, humidity, normal wear and tear, power surge, and any defects with the product.
Customer: no ill be fine without it.
Cashier: i would highly recommend it, considering if u deal with the manufacturer, u would end up paying for shipping and handeling as well as some parts and if best buy couldnt fix this item for u they would give u a new one.
Customer: ill live without it.
Cashier: WELL if u wanna think about it, u have 30 days to come back and purchase it. AND to thank you for shopping with us today we are GIVING you 8 weeks risk free of either People, Entertainment Weekly, Sports Illustrated, or Time magazine, which ones do u like?
Customer: no thank u.
Cashier: are u sure? it would make a great present. wouldnt ur wife like People?
Customer: no i already get enough magazines and i will forget to cancel it.
Cashier: well with the 2nd to last issue it comes along with a card that notifies u cancel the trial, its very easy
Customer: no thats really okay, i dont want it.
Cashier: alright ur total is $456.98...okay do u want ur receit with u or in the bag
Customer: the bag
Cashier: okay and on the bottom of ur receit there is a website u can go to. bestbuycares.com and if u take a fast survey its a chance to win a 10,000 dollar shopping spree.
AND ur all set. THANK U HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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Best Buy

An unholy retail industry that has redundant training, and providing you survive, will indoctrinate you into their low level "blue shirt" cult. The blue-shirts think they are truly respected by upper level management because of the brainwashing recieved during training, but really, they are laughed at whenever seen.

Best Buy has become the Mecca of Nerds, the blue shirts are the priests that molest them.

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