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What is Best Buy?The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase. "I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful." Best Buy - videoBest Buy - what is it?Def 1 - Scam Artist store that says they did not get the payments you make online. Then when you pay off the entire amount and close your account in one call on the phone, they send you more bills 3 weeks later, saying there was an additional $10 dollars you did not pay which has now increased to an additional $ 2013 over the past 3 weeks, EVEN THOUGH YOU TOLD THEM TOLD THEM at the time TO TAKE THE WHOLE AMOUNT they lyingly said you owed IN FULL OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT (just so the scammers would stop charging you interest on late fees you don't owe in the first place, so you can later go back and continue to try to protest the lying bastards through the Attorney General's office), so that now, they (the Muther Fuckin Best Buy Assholes) have now added on an additional $20 dollars each day to a fee you never owed in the first place so that now the fuckin scammers say you owe another $2000!!!! "STAY THE FUCK AWAY from the LYING, Mutha Fuckin' Scammers at BEST BUY!!!" What does "Best Buy" mean?A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an βextended warrantyβ on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the βcoffee is for closersβ scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to βreturnβ the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy. Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight? Best Buy - what does it mean?Employee: Whos your bitch? Best Buy - meaningA place where people can look at electronics in person before going home to buy them on Amazon for a cheaper price. "You paid $40 for an HDMI cable at Best Buy!? I got one for $5 on Amazon." Best Buy - definitionThe best electronics retailer on the planet. They provide the BEST buy by price matching all major competitors and give the best customer service available. If you want to leave laughing/smiling, purchase your TV, computer, DVDs, CDs, etc at a Best Buy store. Best Buy gives me money back with my Reward Zone. Best Buy - slangLargest electronics retailer and a great place to work. Even if you do have a Master's degree (sorry to the person who says that no one works there beyond high school). Great place for a part-time job...with a tremendous benefit package (even for part-time employees) Employee Discount (cost to company +5%), 401k, Employee Stock Purchase Plan, and Vendor Accommodations. Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help you today? Best BuyA corporate electronics store that doesnβt care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy βextrasβ with it. No one in the company besides from the CEO's and the Investors have any kind of degree after high school. A store filled with weird managers. *Everyone standing around by the cash register* Best Buya large retail electronics company located all over the world, that offers reward zone, credit cards, service and replacement plans, magazines and millions of other things no one actually needs. their cashiers also need to give a 10 hour speech to each customer, which makes the lines extremely long. Cashier: Hi how are u today? Best BuyAn unholy retail industry that has redundant training, and providing you survive, will indoctrinate you into their low level "blue shirt" cult. The blue-shirts think they are truly respected by upper level management because of the brainwashing recieved during training, but really, they are laughed at whenever seen. Best Buy has become the Mecca of Nerds, the blue shirts are the priests that molest them. |
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