Naahhh nooo.... I was here first. And I also said that if someone against whom you have no social or reputational recourse said some of the shit I said. People would have no choice but to agree. Because I am correct.

Hym "Not the first but he is good. And I like dip shit's take on him where he's says (and I'm paraphrasing) 'See he says the shit that I say, blah blah blah work hard, it's just the other shit that's the problem." And it's like, dawg, the other shit is why he's as popular as he is. Everyone sells that work hard bullshit. I scroll past a dozen different guys telling people to work hard and for everyone one video of theirs I see ten of his or ten about him. And my problem with that is: The success of the philosophy of hard work is predicated on other people not doing it entirely. What happens if 100% of people "work hard"? You go to McDonald's and a jacked man with cauliflower ears takes your order. You see another jacked guy flipping burgers. Everyone is working their hardest. Do either of these guys get promoted? No. Because the store can only have so many managers and the managers are shredded and working their hardest. What does that ripped McDonald's employee do? Leave his job? And go where? Walmart? Everyone there is swole as fuck and working their hardest. And they were there before he showed up. Now he's at the back of the line (in terms of promotion) making $10 and hour as a muscle-bound Walmart employee. What does he do? What do the people other than him do? They're also working their hardest. Do they all leave? No more Walmart. No more McDonald's. Do they all start business? So no more employees? Everyone is working their hardest."

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First - definition

The first person to talk in a stream when a stream starts NOT whoever says it

XsSlayeR3: FURST!!!

p.s. Kirsty is wrong on who is first

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First - slang

Me. That is all.

Hym "Oh no. Now we are projecting aren't we? It's not that I don't care it's that it's tertiary. I'm about me first. You don't have the right to do it and it takes nothing for you to give me what I want. You've stolen my sake in the game. Me, what is mine, everything else. You're conflating the hierarchy of my priorities with the fabrication of belief (and it's literally tu quo qui informal logical fallacy.) I don't have to prostrate myself before the horde. I don't have to earn anything from you. I can respond to what you're doing in any way that I want. You're lucky I'm even giving you a choice."

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First

People use this to show they are first to comment on a video. It is used by gay people.

First person "FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Second person "Lmao this person is mega gay, XD XD XD"

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First

SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.

Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."

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First

A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.

Ian21 is always getting first on message boards, he is so cool, he owns PWE.

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