What is prize?

A prize marlin is the pinnacle of a sex act involving the lifting of woman with one arm while administrating a shocker and the placing of a finger inside her mouth as if she were a trophy fish.

"How was the day at the lake?"

"I did not catch anything, but I gave Kelly a prize marlin."

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Prize - what is it?

An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.

"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."

"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."

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What does "prize" mean?

- a tempting giveaway bestowed upon a lucky winner.

- to a bike courier, a door prize is when motorist opens a car door into the path of your oncoming bicycle a collision in which the door is virtually always the victor.

the door prize sent me rolling across three lanes of busy traffic.

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Prize - what does it mean?

an "honor" bestowed upon the biggest n00b in a game/server/room

"omg u fuckin' suck here's your n00ble prize award fag"

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Prize - meaning

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.

Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.

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Prize - definition

someone who has elevated themselves beyond being worthy of just being refered to as a regular cunt, to that of being worthy of earning an award, or medal, due to their extended concentration or consistency of cuntishness.