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What is Black Friday?1. The number one cause of death in the US. 2. America? Fuck no, they have Black Friday! Black Friday - videoBlack Friday - what is it?The day the music died (officially) "I haven't been on youtube since Black Friday"- Person 1 What does "Black Friday" mean?Only in America do we trample and fight others for good sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have. Friend: Hey man, you going Black Friday shopping tonight ? Black Friday - what does it mean?Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need. HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY! Black Friday - meaningBlack Friday - The day %75 of retail workers want to murder themselves. As they look at the clock that says 11:55 P.M. They're nervous because they're about to face the time when 3,000 stupid mother fuckers come in trampling one another for pointless half price bullshit like a fucking like a toothbrush. Half of these disgusting fat fucks smell like Satans shit pit, on they're way to buy some deodorant that you can obviously tell they hadn't wore for 8 fucking years. Of course, you also have India's population full of fucking retards waiting out side of Best buy and GameStop to get a video game $25 off, or the greatest ever taller and 1mm thinner newest fucking IPhone in which they'll either crack the screen, leave it in their pants when they put it in the washer, get some virus by watching a fuck ton of porn, or Apple will just make a new taller and thinner "Cutting technology" iPhone in another 3 months. So they chunk the one they murdered a pregnant lady and 4 small children to get off a cliff and buy the new one for $1500. All of this happens ironically after the day we admitting that we are thankful for everything we have. *BREAKING NEWS* a 76 year old lady was killed on Black Friday by a 32 year old man while arguing over who gets the last (insert useless item)" Black Friday - definitionThe day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player. Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon. Black Friday - slangThe day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards. I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday. Black FridayThe day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers. *on Black Friday* Black FridayBlack Friday: "Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..." Black FridayThe frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have. A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday. |
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