Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shit pit?

when chunks of deodorant get stuck in ones armpit hair

yesterday at basketball i had to defend this kid with so much pit shit. he was gross.

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Shit pit - what is it?

Defined as:
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.

Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.

Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.

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What does "shit pit" mean?

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

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Shit pit - what does it mean?

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion

David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*

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Shit pit - meaning

1. A pit of shit or other human waste.
2. Slang for a toilet.

P1: Damn, I need to take a shit.
P2: Just use that shit pit over there

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Shit pit - definition

1.The act of wiping poop off of your poop dick in someone's armpit. The subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.

2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.

Ex 1: After dipping his meat log in Sarah's swamp ass, John realized he had poop dick. He then gave Sarah a shit pit.

Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.

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Shit pit - slang

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

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Shit pit

A state of mind where one wants to dig a giant hole and collect his own or others feces in the attempt to drown in poop.
It can also be a sign of depression

Person 1: You should buy NFTs
Person 2: What if I just drown in a shit pit instead?

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Shit pit

Shit Pit - Toilet. Also known as 'the wooden shit pit'.
Origin - medievil castle's toilets were often a large wooden board, that spans a pit. The pit was usually drained into a nearby brook or stream.

'' I need a second episode, where's the shit pit ? ''

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Shit pit

1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.

Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit

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