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What is BLACK FRIDAY?The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping? BLACK FRIDAY - videoBLACK FRIDAY - what is it?The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents. Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday? What does "BLACK FRIDAY" mean?The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player. Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon. BLACK FRIDAY - what does it mean?The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses. "I'm going shopping at 10 this morning" BLACK FRIDAY - meaningThe day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards. I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday. BLACK FRIDAY - definitionThe day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers. *on Black Friday* BLACK FRIDAY - slangBlack Friday: "Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..." BLACK FRIDAYThe frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have. A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday. BLACK FRIDAYa day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online. guy 1:how was black Friday BLACK FRIDAYThe day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic. Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more. |
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